Greetings! The name is Shawn Spencer! I'm the official psychic for the Santa Barbra Police Department. I know. Pretty impressive. I pretty much solve all the crimes the police should be solving. I have a best friend named Gus who is the Robin to my Batman. Minus the tights of course. That is just a completely ridiculous choice for a super hero. Anyway! Feel free to ask me stuff or, if you need a case to be solved, don't hesitate to drop by. And may the pinapple be with you.

Shawn: What time are you seeing that blind chick? Gus: Gloria can't see me. Shawn: (scoffs) Dude, I know how being blind works. Gus: I mean she's booked, Shawn.

Behind the Psychic! My daringly Handsome face
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